16 December 2004: Preserve Golden Monkey

So far, it's been a really good month for search terms. Here are some of the things that people have entered into search engines in the past couple of weeks, that have led them to this site:

• proud to have a vagina

• monkey autism

• finding sane women

• the ultimate reality of the kabbalah

• clown syndrome mental

• clown bondage

(Unwanted mental image, anyone?)

• carols for losers

(It's a weird world...)

• nocturnal orchestra so strange and beautiful that its tunes could never be duplicated in the waking world

(Wow! Now that's a search term!)

• poopy chimp

(I wonder if that's the name of a superhero?)

• preserve golden monkey in some way

(I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.)

• why did the evil monkey become evil

(I really want to know the story behind this one.)

• inanimate objects suck energy

(Now they tell me. Shit! No wonder I've been feeling tired lately - my apartment is full of inanimate objects! First thing tomorrow, I'm tossing them all out the window.)

• monkey holding human skull statue

(Whoa... I know that statue! Seriously. My dad owned a copy of it, and might still; it was on a bookshelf in the house I grew up in. It's a bronze statue of a monkey, scratching its head and examining a human skull that it's holding. The monkey is sitting atop a pile of books; the spine of one of the books says "Darwin" on it. Now I'm tempted to hunt around and see if I can find a copy of that statue myself - except that the damn thing would probably suck my energy.)