JACKALOPE

A jackrabbit with the horns of an antelope.

Some folks claim that jackalopes aren't real.
But lots of folks hurt and kill and struggle and
suffer and die for things like Truth and Justice,
and a lot more people agree on what a
jackalope looks like than agree on
what Truth or Justice look like.

All in all, it seems to me that a life spent chasing after the
jackalope stands a much better chance of being a happy
life than does a life spent chasing after Truth or Justice.
You'd get plenty of fresh air and exercise,
and if you ever did actually catch
a jackalope, you could eat it.